Crazy pony on an epic adventure. Warning: side effects may include, but are not limited to; nausea, itching, accidental lung failure, coughing, spontaneous combustion, sudden appreciation for bad music, sneezing, words, and/or exposition

"My profession?! You know, now that I think of it, I've always wanted to be a baker. Yes, a baker"

Short stories based on dictionary.com's word of the day feature.

The most important operation ever carried out by a military made up entirely of pigeons.

Derpy Hooves and her trusty sidekick, Colgate, defend Equestria against heinous plots, nefarious schemes, and horrifying baked goods shortages.

When an old soldier returns to his childhood home

An extra-dimensional spirit is accidentally summoned to Equestria. He does his best to turn this near-utopia into an actual utopia.