Berry Brew and Rym Waggles have a rivalry. Naturally, this leads to someone pissing in someone else's cereal.

You Wouldn't Fuck a Dead Body, Would you Gallus?

Long Lance has been tasked with taking out the trash. It just so happens the trash is in fact the heads of Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis. And their bodies, naturally. And he's gonna fuck 'em. Naturally.