I had been mulling over the idea for this in my head for a while now, and I finally got around to writing it.

*Humanized MLP*

I am Prisoner #61811426 and I have been incarcerated for nearly 5 years. I've slowly grown used to the system, even found loopholes to get away with anything. I have friends and enemies. In a word I'm a normal prisoner. The following is a detailed reprise of several interviews that I've been apart of either as the subject or an aid to the interviewer. Think of it as my stories from prison life in a way.