An alicorn is many things. One of which is being hilarious, at least according to them.

Some truths can't be learned from a story. Sometimes life must step in as the teacher, and life has a way of teaching us that every dog has its day.

A heavily revamped epic from before the time of fimfiction.net

Blah blah Human in Equestria mystery blah blah Luna plays a significant role somehow, blah blah groping Zecora on accident. It's story time people. c:

It's not really the point of no return, just a hop beyond the precipice. Follow a human as he races to rediscover his past before his body fails to withstand the world.

You'll never read every option...

Made with Concentrated Stupid™. Expect adult humor and gratuitous innuendo usage.

Written in rhyme. Heavy on thought. The ramifications of mortality interlace with the plot.

Read this for sh*ts and giggles.

No mary sue. No perfect dragon. The 'meant to be' love story, reinvented.