You know the phrase "Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes?" Well, I played one of the stupidest games with my life and won one of the stupidest prizes. I'm still not sure if I'm in a dream or an afterlife. But, hey, at least I have Gamer Powers now.

A human with no knowledge of the MLP Franchise gets displaced into the world of magical talking ponies. To sweeten the deal he is effectively turned into an RPG character.