Get that perfect look while you still can!

Or: "Rouge Dash Gets A Pet"

A whole new definition of the term "Partners in crime".

ODDS OF SUCCESS: Don't be silly.

The potential setbacks of making Rainbow Dash, A) competent, B) utterly amoral.

First in the Tales of La Miroir series!

Rainbow Dash finds the autobiography of the world's greatest thief.

All of them sharply dressed, all of them hot to trot, all of them under Discord's complete and total control.~

Rainbow Dash goes treasure hunting in her spare time...and begins a whole new life.