Shining Armor has a ton of paperwork to do. Princess Cadence decides to "help" him. Shenanigans and misuse of office furniture ensue.

Twilight interrupts a private moment between Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Somehow, Twilight winds up doing scientific observations on erotic preening practices. But as things start to get more heated, Twilight goes from observer to participant.

Twilight's usual lessons with Zecora take an unexpected twist when the test on "focus" turns out to be much more... personal... than Twilight originally expected. But since when has Twilight ever given up on a test... or a new learning