Not a Pony-Earthverse Fic. One day, a slightly batty college student walks out of a bathroom and

Life was normal, for a time. Then, as surely as day becomes night, things began to change.

An ethics professor wanders into a forest following a fairy into Equestria. There he finds a society that, on the surface is near-utopia.

Twilight becomes a cactus, and shenanigans ensue.