I bend reality. Or, I did. Sometimes I still do. Anyway, I'm trying not to; it plays hell on my sense of... I dunno, morality? In any case, this is my story... the story of a Marty Stu.

Not every story you see is a Mary Sue "I can do anything!" story. This one? This one is.

Join Thomas as he sees his preconceptions of Equestria torn apart. Good luck, Thomas.