Starlight Glimmer and Twilight Sparkle fight to the death.

Diamond Tiara has, like, a verbal tic or something.

Fallen Alicorn Daybreaker is about to kill Dinky Doo in cold blood. How did the daughter of Ponyville's favorite mailmare get here? More importantly, how ever will she get out?

The unthinkable has happened: I, Rarity, have a crush on somepony.