A clopfic with a protaganist that DOESN'T want to get jiggy with ponies! OH THE HORROR.

Jason Brody and Vaas are transported into Equestria after Jason tried to kill Vaas.

When a human is thrown into a war torn Equestria and is forced to help stop it will he take the side of Celestia or Luna, or will he try to unite them as dual monarchs once more?