Breakfast isn't complete without a good nut.

Starlight meets Trixie's dad. He's got a surprise for Trixie. Also they're in a casino.

Starlight and Trixie bang, using only show dialogue.

Lots of ponies do things they regret in college. Starlight starts a cult.

Trixie and Starlight have a misunderstanding at a furniture store.

There were no survivors. Starlight, Sunset, Twilight and Trixie get hammered.

... she'll want to investigate where it came from, of course!