Anon buys an AI browser. What will their interactions be?

Rainbow Dash sees Scootaloo walking alone in the rain and decides to put her up for the night. Who knows what might come out of this encounter...

Twilight is made an alicorn in a grand ceremony by Celestia and Luna. How will she cope with the changes that lie ahead for her?

This will be a dump of sorts for the rubbish I decide to chuck out there. In verse.