Mr. Torgue, a successful corporation eponymous who loves explosions and yelling comes to Equestria because Pinkie is bored. Ridiculous events follow. Note: Written for anyone to read, assumes no knowledge of Borderlands 2 or its DLC.

Alcohol makes the world a silly and fun place to live in, especially when two young alicorn princesses decide to go save the world from completely harmless forces.

Pinkie finds some "Extra-Strength Super Power Juice" and decides to see what happens if she chugs down the whole carton.