A Lunar guard stationed outside Luna's door finds himself in increasingly stranger positions as time goes on, finally culminating in a very awkward encounter and an interesting new duty.

A peasant from the dark ages of England is poaching in the woods to provide for his family, when he finds a most peculiar apparition before him; Wary, but intrigued, he touches it and finds himself in an unknown land filled with small equines.

Spike decides to take a leaf from Big Mac's book by speaking as little as possible to see if that will finally spark Rarity's interest in him and a relationship.