A sci-fi adventure/horror/thriller. 'You' are Rainbow Dash. You and the girls are all in stasis, headed to Cepheus Prime for some routine diplomatic talks. ...So why did everything just go dark?

After thousands of years, a human has been returned to Earth, to meet the new inhabitants. Is he a threat? A friend? A demigod from out of ancient history? He sure as hell doesn't know.

Human goes to Equestria. Turns into a potato. Lyra eats him. He is wonderful.

Randomly (?) displaced Ron the human and Derpy Hooves comfort each other as they coast to the end of the universe.