Before Nightmare Moon was defeated and locked away, she led a sizable faction of devotees and followers. And rulers are known to give speeches.

The years since Twilight's ascension haven't gone well. Twilight plots retribution, but Celestia has her own plans. Ponies go mad and everything is terrible.

Like what you see?

Fluttershy feels the call of flames. You can do it, Fluttershy.

Fluttershy and Twilight look on down from September. Cigarettes and self-pitying rumination, if you like that sort of thing.

Starting with a rhyme about the day Celestia tires of ponies. Then a segment for Rarity's health. Lastly, you starring in an epilogue.

No one asks how it got this way. We weren't looking. Pinkie Pie is in the dirt and nothing's very much. Sometimes she pretends she has words.

Pinkie is in the dirt and nothing's very much. Pinkie Pie is a pink pony and she is on her back in a gutter on the side of a gravel road and these are words.

In the beginning the light was dim, and it never got better. Some pensive poetry about Celestia, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, and their companions.

Twilight Sparkle is full of shit, not much new.