We've been friends for years. Surely I'd know if she was in love with me. It would be obvious, just like it would be obvious if I... was in love... ...with her.

When Pinkie throws the biggest party she has ever thrown, everything goes off perfectly. At least, it does until a strange stallion in a suit shows up...

Derpy and Time Turner have always been close friends. But what will happen when Derpy lets her true feeling toward him be known?