“It doesn’t have to define you for the rest of your life,” the campus counsellor had said. “It’s best to just let it go. Be rational. Think of the big picture. It doesn’t really matter.”

Celestia's a wreck. Will she ever become a good princess?

Pony subculture jokes and stupid puns in a miserable, self-indulgent, and incestuously intertextual Fallout: Equestria sub fanfic.