"BronyWriter, your toenails are REALLY long!" ~Pen Stroke, BABSCon 2015

Hi, my name is Princess, and I like short skirts and explosions. The author's working on my main story, but he's hella slow, so that's probably not coming out for a while. While we wait, why don't I regale you with the tale of how I got my cutie mark

I know I'm stuck in a time loop. The question is, whose?

Twilight asks Luna to show her the dreams of ponies on acid. Super Trampoline asks himself to just abandon all pretense of making any sense.

Will Crunchy Pigeon resort to dark magic to woo her crush, or will Super Trampoline stop her in time? Find out now in this odd collaboration between Super Trampoline and CrispySparrow!

Finally the rock has come back to... wait where is the rock

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Twilight Sparkle thinks herself a "good girl". But good girls don't have casual sex, do they?

My Little Pony                     Each episode a haiku                     Like this description

Twilight Sparkle does a vocal journal from time to time but here she is testing a spell that will turn your voice into actual words on a paper. She does this will trying not to fall sleep.

18 years ago, Knight Light and Twilight Velvet had a beautiful baby filly. Who happened to be born with a penis. Long kept isolated from other ponies by her mentor, Futalight now finds herself in Ponyville with a singular mission: Make some friends!

A human, a pony, and 576 cabbages shipwreck on a deserted island. The human wants to eat the pony. The pony wants to eat the cabbages. The cabbages aren't sapient creatures and thus have no thoughts on the matter. A parody of "The Savage Way".

Armed with multiple legal and illegal substances, Super Trampoline enlists the help of various authors at Horizon's author party to write a crappy story about Spike's eighteenth birthday party held at Twilight's castle that has a lot of chaos..

Throughout Equestria, unfortunate things happen to unfortunate creatures. These are their stories.

Andrea Libman meets Pinkie Pie under less-than-ideal circumstances, but the mare brings a reassuring message.