Applejack Yees and Has at the Same Time and Her Hat Sprouts Wings and Can Talk But It's Deeply Racist and Also Really Into Bondage So She Murders It.

Ever wonder just how odd of pairings I and others can come up with and expound in 100 words each? Wonder no more!

My OC, Super Trampoline, is dating all of the Elements of Harmony plus the princesses plus the major antagonists plus the minor antagonists too! That's a lot of work! Also, he's obviously the seventh element. Read on for his many amazing adventures!

Twilight crochets a cozy 4 her tea kettle, Trixie crochets a scarf 4 her beloved, a 3rd unknown pony U the reader can help decide the identity of crochets an equally unspecified item, Starlight prevents the apocalypse, & Super Trampoline falls asleep

Here are 36 pony limricks. All of them suck.

Voice to text makes lots of mistakes and and so do I as far as what I'm doing with my life and Apple Bloom scootaloo and sweetie? Browsing TikTok for 10 hours A-day in order to make an order to make an only fans. There adults to be clear

You are going to die. Pinkie Pie is not. This is a happy story. Things get pretty weird.

Starlight Glimmer: the best thing to ever happen to me. She's by my side through thick & thin, & whatever hardships we face, we always face together. She's truly an amazing friend. But I want to be more than just friends. Tonight, I say those 3 words

Moon Dancer has a song for Twilight. It's not a happy one.

Pinkie & Tempest Blow [yay] up in the desert. Written for the May Pairing Contest, which is unfortunate for whoever has to judge this story. I'm so sorry, contest judge; you don't deserve this. I hope you find a quarter on the ground to make it up.

Cadence and Flurry Heart discuss teen pregnancy, trans healthcare, libertarianism, The strengths and weaknesses of hereditary monarchy, and Maoism.

Trixie attempts to amputate Celestia and revolutionize the game of Buckball. Spike attempts to be relevant. Super Trampoline attempts to write a collab with Bicyclette

Sweetie Belle literally goes to Tartarus and back in an effort to find her favorite socks.

Starlight liquifies Applejack. Oops.

Super Trampoline (My OC) & Starlight Glimmer (Not my OC) have a couple of conversations that don't particularly go anywhere, & also Wendy's for lunch. Negotiations and Love Songs really is fantastic, btw. I've included a link in the long description.