The Cutie Mark Crusaders aren't exactly the brightest bunch of ponies. This may be because they are being controlled by behavior-altering parasites. Anyway, they go on adventures sometimes. In today's story, Sunset Shimmer is up to no good.

A stallion and a woman discover an unfortunate quirk of inter-species coitus.

Rainbow Dash flies east/Seventeen sounds at a time/Each chapter three lines

One night while she was very drunk and I was almost drunk, Rarity bet me 10,000 bits I couldn't form a successful punk rock band. In the end, we both were right.

Pinkie Pie really wishes Cadance would stop telling her increasingly hard-to-keep secrets.

Hi, I'm Pinkie Pie. Super is AFK, so we gonna PARTAY! WOO! It's my time to shine, sugar!

In the first time since the last time somepony wrote about the Velvet residence, read interesting anecdotes about what went down here, except since I'm the author, don't expect anything particularly long or in depth. Do expect pies, though.

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Pinkie Pie romps through 19 different categories of short story in search of a satisfactory hayburger.

Meeester says I put too many pictures in Pie of a Category 19 Storm, so here's the unauthorized version with pictures. Be sure to like, favorite, comment on, etc. the "official" one though.

Join in the greatest adventure you can have with a young filly and a alicorn male turn into a wolf by the moon princess her so sit by and in enjoy!

A cybernetic human hybrid finally comes to Equestria to find his missing brother but thing dont always go as planned

Twilight Sparkle brushes her teeth. Did you not get that from the title? She thinks about some stuff too.

Discord can't sleep. So he's going to make sure Cadance can't either. That's what friends do, right?

OCTOBER 22ND IS INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY ON THE PLANET EARTH. BUT IT IS ALSO CAPS LOCK DAY ON ANOTHER PLANET, EQUIS. MOST PONIES DON'T CELEBRATE IT, BUT MOST PONIES AREN'T NAMED APPLEJACK. JOIN APPLEJACK AS SHE CELEBRATES THE BEST OF HOLIDAYS!