All things considered, Rarity should have just gone into the Fall Formal season one display model short.

If Fluttershy is talking about having managed seven of something at the same time, then surely she has to be talking about a tail-swat of flies, right? ...RIGHT?

So you're the mysterious, previously-unsuspected seventh Element of Harmony? What a coincidence! So is everypony else in this holding cell! And for every fake, there's a story...

Because across the centuries and generations, there is a single constant: being ill sucks.

Chrysalis has a brilliant plan: exact vengeance upon the Bearers through having a minion gather all of their signatures and channeling magic through the words. Maybe she should have paid a little more attention to the 'minion' part.

If there's anything the Teufort mercenaries know, it's that you don't mess with another man's hat. Maybe they should have extended that out to ponies.

How is a proper princess supposed to deal with a visible expression of public disapproval? Well, she isn't in Zephyr Heights any more, so summary execution is probably out...

The Second Age Of Unity is still coming up with historical firsts. For example, Izzy represents the only time when most of a city took out a restraining order.

Flurry understands that most first-time parents can be somewhat obsessive about documenting their filly's early years. She still thinks her father may have taken things a little too far.

Really now: what kind of spy doesn't even know how to seduce somepony? ...very well. It looks as if Opaline has no choice but to manage Misty's training... personally.

At nine years old, Riko Saikawa knows exactly what her future is: a lifetime spent with Kanna Kobayashi. And it certainly doesn't include putting up with some stupid foreign kid named 'Spike'.

In retrospect, Mayor Mare would admit that having a Hearth's Warming home decorating contest in Ponyville had been a really bad idea.

You just lost The Game. (No, the other one.)

The variable nature of autumn makes it impossible for a dignified mare like Rarity to properly dress for the weather. Clearly the thing to do is altering the schedule through breaking into Rainbow's office. Isn't that right, Twilight?

Ponies meet whomever the comments want them to meet, in the least number of words possible. Why? Because it's ALWAYS Crackfic Week.