Sunset Shimmer didn't choose the Bean Life, the Bean Life chose her. But what might have bean if only things hadn't gotten so far?
When a threat is delivered to Beanis Inc Headquarters, only Luna has the deductive mind to find the culprit.
Meet the newest, coolest student at Twilight's school! Alias is a radical awesome pony and definitely not Queen Chrysalis in disguise!
It's an average day at Beanis Inc, which means there are several concurrent disasters and an angry mob.
What does it take to get a raise in this economy? A fight to the death, apparently.
A story about pathos, beans, revenge, and ninjas. But mostly about beans.
Even another universe isn't far enough away for Sunset to pretend her life is normal.
Rainbow Dash is burdened with terrible purpose. And penis.
Excuse me, Ma'am, do you have a moment to take the Beanis Challenge?
Applejack's horse has been acting strange, and when she finds out why it leads to exactly what you would expect from a story with a porn tag.
It was only a dress. A nice dress, to be sure. Very nice. Perfect, even. It definitely wasn't an evil artifact.
When Sunset's body changes unexpectedly, she comes to Rarity. In more ways than one.
All Starlight Glimmer has to do is foalsit Flurry Heart for one night. What could go wrong?
What happens when magic connects some sweet buns to Pinkie's buns?
There are three things that ponies love more than anything else and which will inevitably end up killing them if not enjoyed in moderation: baked goods, sunny days, and the magic of Harmony. This story is about all of these but mostly the last.
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