In the Beanginning, the Beanis was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely considered a terrible mistake.

What would life be like if that mistake could be corrected?

Through me is the way to the city of woe.
Through me is the way to everlasting pain.
Through me is the way to the lost below.
Justice moved my architect supernal:
I was constructed by divine power,
supreme wisdom, and love primordial.
Nothing was made before me but eternal things
And I endure eternally.
Abandon all hope, ye who enter here.