Lyra has been happy for her wife ever since she got the letter from Celestia. She just wishes she knew what "chosen by Celestia" meant, or why Bon Bon needs to wear her wedding dress for it. -:-:- A story about Equestrian sociology of religion

Ellie tries to get high in Equestria with the help of her Ponyville friends. It doesn’t go well.

Ellie argues with Applejack. Along the way, she learns why Ponyville ponies have time to sit around buying carrots all day.

Sugar Belle, Sweetie Belle, and Bon Bon don't know what's worse: the fact that their mail always gets mixed up or how annoying they find each other.

A fugitive Pinkie Pie clone, haunted by the memories of her harrowing escape from Ponyville, is recruited by a reclusive bit-lionaire inventor. The job: Solving friendship problems, with the aid of a magical map.