Sometimes, we could all use a drink, a little self-pampering, and a release from our daily stresses. Rarity gets all three.

Worried that her human boyfriend will find her less tough after seeing her mushy side, Rainbow Dash tells him that she's a black belt in a martial art that surely doesn't exist. Too bad he wants to spar with her now.

Thanks to a handy-dandy remote, Spike switches bodies with Twilight. Joint masturbation quickly ensues.

One morning, Rainbow Dash wakes up extremely horny. So she fucks and fucks and fucks, but she's still so goddamn horny! Let's see if she can get through the week.

Mud Briar and Maud Pie consummate their relationship with steamy, passionate sex. Because who ever said nerd love couldn't be cute as fuck?

When Phantom the griffon is caught self-fellating in the Canterlot royal castle, he's got two options: Either let the guard go and tell, or find a way to occupy his stiff cock. He picks the fun one.

What better way for Jeremy to enjoy his Canterlot hotel stay than hiring an escort named Minty who will supposedly 'only take it in the ass'?

It's market day in Ponyville, and Scarlett Blade has just set up her sex stall. You can imagine what happens next!

Spike's growing photography habit might have bled into taking secret photos of Twilight and jerking off over them. What happens when he's caught in a compromising position, photo in claw?

Twilight 'experiments' on a horny satyr girl using a special potion and a heap of sex toys. It's all for science, honestly. (Human tag because satyrs are half-human.)

Public speeches are boring, so Twilight livens hers up by turning her coltfriend invisible and letting him rut her senseless.

Anon teaches Pinkie and Twilight what a blowjob is with a hooves on approach, learning in the process that mares can cum simply from having a dick in their mouth.

When Troy is sent to meet with the ruler of the cats, Princess Luna, he's surprised to discover that she's an extremely sexy and playful host. (Yes, it's cat porn.)

Tired of messing up her proportions and ruining her sketches, Fleur goes to a life drawing class. She certainly wasn't expecting the nude model to be so stunning, let alone a celebrity.

You are the only one who can rid the evil from Nightmare Moon, namely by fucking it out of her.