Ever really hated somepony? Ever wanted to call them rude names and never get in trouble? Well look no further! 'Why ___ is a dumb dumb' is a book just for you!

i, tried

You are a Human in Equestria, and it's been a little too long. So when you see a sad looking mare with a cardboard sign offering herself for sale, you take her offer a little more seriously than you ever thought you would.

Rainbow loves flying out during the night, because it gives her the freedom to soar without receiving any complaints. But, something's not right, for Rainbow sees a familiar pony crying near a beautiful lake, and what's coming up will be horrifying.

Twilight finds out that Sugarcube Corner has closed

Midnight Sparkle never really went away, she just stalked Sunset Shimmer for a while. Now, a couple of hours after Sci-Twi's incident Sunset has a magic obsessed room mate who insists on going to CHS. It is going to be one interesting year.

Troy asks Big Macintosh for some pointers on how to hit the low notes like he can while singing. During this session, he reveals that the director of Bridleway has been harassing him based on his looks not matching his body. Big Macintosh relates.

After those past few nights, Celestia and Luna wonder where this is actually going for them. Is this just something that just happened? Or is it something more?

One week ago, Equestrian villages have been found leveled and destroyed. Now, two legions have been sent to find the creature responsible.

After losing the world they call home, a band of heroes must cope with life in a strange new world populated by ponies.

What, you've never heard of Shutterfly? The print shop owner who can print a picture on just about anything? There may be a reason for that. A really annoying reason.

[Displacment] After signing for a package for my brother I some how ened up in this mess.

A human appears in equestria, only to find that he can absorb magic and use it because he has none of his own.

Applejack is in love, with one of the best pilots in Equestria, Skye Braveheart. However, she learns that he has a bitter past with his ex marefriend, Mandy Von Richandtop, The Red Baroness. Can she cope with it?

[SPOILERS] IF YOU HAVE NOT READ BOOK SIX OF THE WINGS OF FIRE SERIES, BUT INTEND ON READING THEM, DO NOT READ ON. Starflight hadn't expected the first living thing he saw when he regained his eyesight to be a pony with wings and a horn.