Why did Starbucks run out of the Unicorn Frappuccino so quickly? Two words: Secret ingredient

The war's over and your fiancé is back. Your once dead town is showing signs of life again. But you feel more muted than ever. Only one thing is there for you, anytime at all.

Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash visit a friend. Unfortunately, this friend lives a thousand miles away. Oh and he's a high priest—whatever that means. And he's at least 3,000 years old. And Twilight miiiight have a crush on him. Eww

Twilight Sparkle sponsors a talking contest which Pinkie easily wins, but is there a nefarious plot lurking below the surface?

Uh oh! Celestia is doing it in the butt! Things can only get shittier from here on out! Haha, get it? Shittier! Because, you know, poop comes out of her butt hole hahaha I'm so funny please help me this is the 4th story I've started this morning.

Trash Doves invade Ponyville, Twilight Sparkle is annoyed, Fluttershy is ambivalent, and everyone learns the slightly depressing yet also uplifting philosophy behind Pinkie Pie's party proclivities

Loving me could be your fatal flaw.

Twilight Sparkle walks outside and the world is on fire.

Berry May wants to sell her berries in the Ponyville Town Centre, but Mayor Mare has been replaced with a shark. Meanwhile, an asteroid is colonized.

Big MacIntosh comes out to Applejack. Applejack doesn't really give a shit.

Unicorns carry it. Pegasi spread it. But only earth ponies feel...

You're drenched in sweat and ennui. She's fighting the enemy, and you're fighting depression. Stuck forever in a nowhere town, you try to rise above inertia, but you only end up feeling useless. You're always feeling that way.

I, an unnamed Griffoncorn, join forces with Twilight Sparkle and an unlikely OC in a quest to get waffles

Celestia goes to the market and buys some pretzel sticks. She then proceeds to eat them, as one is wont to do with pretzel sticks. Then Super Trampoline comes over to complain about how hard writing is.

Rainbow Dash, having finally successfully saved the world and left Imploding Colon with a gaping hole in his daily routine that he fills with lewd pictures of Disney Princesses, very much misinterprets the sentiment of "Love your enemies".