duke nukem + my little pony = Max Magic

The Apple Family decides to plant wheat this year and end up with a surprise house guest.

A year have passed since HIS, last arrival. Twilight and her friends are off on a picnic, but are attacked by Hydra. Butwhen he shows up again, Twilight and the princesses are determined to know more about their savior.

Derpy said something stupid and did something stupid

They told me I'd been sick. Celestia, my friends, Shining Armor, Cadance, Spike - they said that I'd contracted a virus, and that’s why I couldn’t remember two years of my life. I will NEVER forgive them.

Starlight Glimmer discovers what she thought to be a trapped person inside the walls of her Cutie Mark Vault, it turns out to be petrified. . . bummer

Jack, son of Hades, has to guard Jill, the youngest daughter of Zeus, with his life, or he will die by a curse. When the two of them appear on Equus with Jill trapped in Jack's body, however, things may get very complicated for the duo.

T for swearing. my life put on electronic paper plus a splash of fantasy.

At age 6, Sugar Rush doesn't seem like that big of a pony. But years later, after the tragedy of her father, Prince Shining Armour going missing, she enters the dark world, on the search for her father, and her soul.

A magical ritual has begun in Equestria, and it's not in any of Twilight's books. It's no spell a pony ever cast. It's dangerous, destructive, and there's no getting out of it. It's name is the Holy Grail War.

Some might call locking up the pony who turned you into stone an act of revenge. For Discord, it's restoration. He'll have to keep Celestia from figuring out his lies before he gets back what he had taken from him... his family.

The Mane Six tell their children about their weddings.

A soldier from Earth was sent to Equestria for a reason he cannot remember. His skills as a warrior didn't go unnoticed by Princess Celestia thus she put him to use as the Royal Guards Head Drill Sergeant, with singing!

Double Diamond sets out to find his love, Starlight Glimmer.

The end of Canterlot as we know it.