I'll Make a Guard Out of You.
A soldier from Earth was sent to Equestria for a reason he cannot remember. His skills as a warrior didn't go unnoticed by Princess Celestia thus she put him to use as the Royal Guards Head Drill Sergeant, with singing!
You knows those days your bored out of your mind and you randomly type up a story. Yeah, this is one of those fics. Though the idea started in a Thread in HiE, I thought about just typing it up for the heck of it.
To sum it up, the Royal Guard is weakly structured and trained. A human with military background gets dropped in Equestria for no apparent reason. The Griffins invade Manehattan, now its up to the human to train the Royal Guard to be able to fight the Griffins and retake the city, with singing!
(Warning: Not much comedy if none at all. Though you may find the story amusing, I don't know. If you dislike the fic then go ahead and dislike the hell of out of it if you want.)
2538 words: Estimated 13 minutes to read
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