Unicorns carry it. Pegasi spread it. But only earth ponies feel...

You're drenched in sweat and ennui. She's fighting the enemy, and you're fighting depression. Stuck forever in a nowhere town, you try to rise above inertia, but you only end up feeling useless. You're always feeling that way.

I, an unnamed Griffoncorn, join forces with Twilight Sparkle and an unlikely OC in a quest to get waffles

Celestia goes to the market and buys some pretzel sticks. She then proceeds to eat them, as one is wont to do with pretzel sticks. Then Super Trampoline comes over to complain about how hard writing is.

Rainbow Dash, having finally successfully saved the world and left Imploding Colon with a gaping hole in his daily routine that he fills with lewd pictures of Disney Princesses, very much misinterprets the sentiment of "Love your enemies".

Twinkleshine's pillow melts, but you probably shouldn't read about it.

Back in the day, alicornication used to be a big deal. But now? I plant some flowers on an asteroid, and next thing I know, I get a prosthetic horn and a gym membership in the mail. My name is Snicker Doodle, and I'm the Princess of Dandelions.

Once upon a time, Luna taught Twilight a powerful spell that slowed down time. Now Twilight feels like she's caught in that spell, plummeting towards a breakdown at a million microns per second. Rainbow Dash has experience catching ponies.

He up and vanished, what a faker! The world was his oyster so why did he forsake her?

Any other race, you could take her or leave her, /But you've got another case of the yellow fever. /Is it just her golden face? Wouldn't want to deceive her! /There's a bias taking place and it's yellow fever.

Porn written in approximately a minute (Or two). Not Porn that lasts one minute. That would be silly.

A collection of (very) short stories organized by genre

A look into slices of the wild life of our favorite archaeologist, 100 words at a time.

Being a first generation interspecies couple isn't easy. But it's not exactly hard, either. It's just different, you know? Different is alright though. Different is interesting. Different is good.

The 1970 New York Knickerbockers possess the body of a young filly. The Mane 6 recruit Lyra who recruits Jerry West to fight back.