A nonsensical story that is exactly what the title makes it sound like.

The Equestrian girls are about to face one of the most difficult challenges as memories, villains, new allies and the thoughts of the mind controls the fate of the Pacific Northwest

Detecting a massive spike of love and lust in the center of Ponyville, the scheming and conniving deposed Queen Chrysalis of the changelings, goes to investigate. Little does she know, the source of that love is more than a match for even her...

Anon quits his awful job and heads home to make amends with the friends he left behind. When his ex-boss threatens to discard personal items that he left behind, he boards the first train back to recover them. He will never arrive.

Having escaped the Silos, Arcane, Astral, and Sassi try to adjust to the normal life that now awaits them. But evil never sleeps, and when it digs its claws into Equestria, the three friends are on the frontlines. But they've got lots of ammo.

Life has many ups and downs. For a group of humans entering a new society, there will be plently.

Twilight Sparkle accidently turns herself into a baby after completing a test that turned her into an alicorn and her parents care for her.

You can hide away your problems. You can mask all of the pain with lies. You could live an eternity and pray that the scars simply fade away. Despite all of your best efforts though... Not even all the power in creation can truly ever fill a void.

This is my first story. What if after fighting King Kong Godzilla is teleported to equestria by a mysterious force.What will happen to him and to everypony in equestria?

The seed of an adventure; from the cloudy peaks of Canterlot to the depths of the ocean to defeat a mighty foe set on controlling the power of gods.

Princess Twilight Sparkle ends up trapped in the human world by a shadowy warlock she knows all too well. Except this time, he's not interested in her magic or even her crown. Can she stay sane while playing his devilish games?

Fluttergoth doms you. That's it, that's the description.

Having disappeared for years, Starlight returns to Ponyville after learning of Trixie's tragic death. Her desire to get over her grudge with the magician lands her in uncharted territory between a grieving family and old affections .

Spike grew up without his kind. His first encounter went... badly. Twilight wants to fix that, so she goes to find a mentor. That mentor ends up being Garble. No one is happy about this.

Two Siblings went into Equestria after being flashed by a blinding light and now they start their new lives however they want. Chaos, of course, ensues.