Princess Celestia has discovered how to become objects and uses this power for shenanigans. Expect such marvelous pairings as Luna X kitchen toaster and more!

I like trains. Update: ASDF Movie Seven is live!

Not all humans make it to Equestria. I did, but that doesn't matter now. I'm stuck, and I'm likely not going to escape.

Pinkie Pie obtains a slide whistle for the ultimate prank.

Trixie has intercourse with a wheel after fighting off a dangerous, savage beast.

Twilight Sparkle sneezes and an adventure begins!

Celestia and Luna take a bubble bath which soon spawns into a game that takes three days to resolve.

Luna and Celestia stare at each other in a contest for a muffin

Would life really be so bad as we presume it would be if Discord was in charge? Is Celestia's interpretation of disharmony exaggerated? Let's take a look at your life as an average earth pony who works in a flower shop during Discord's

Princess Celestia winds up in your mother's stomach one day. Your immediate confusion ensues in this one-shot.

A Terry Tate and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic crossover.

One shot; stench; why did I write this?

Sean Connery is best pony

A crossover of Spongebob

Stories I've worked on but don't plan on finishing... and they're bad.