Crack Clopfiction: Celestia becomes a toaster and other interesting things.
Princess Celestia has discovered how to become objects and uses this power for shenanigans. Expect such marvelous pairings as Luna X kitchen toaster and more!
When you’re as old as Celestia is, finding satisfying pleasure is a difficult task. And then one day, Celestia discovers a new side of pleasure she hadn’t found before and goes on a journey to maximize its potential. The best part is, her subjects won’t have a clue even when she's right under their noses.
A crack chronicle of pony x object stories. Enjoy the copious innuendo.
People who have helped:
DjNightmareNight (The one with no spaces in his name).
3453 words: Estimated 17 minutes to read
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2 Chapters:
- Prologue: Luna X kitchen toaster. "Things get Toasty." 2014-01-10 02:35:08 UTC1458
- Chapter 1: Rarity x Washing Machine. "A Full Load." 2014-01-22 01:49:56 UTC1995