It started out like any day for Joshua Perez. Just waking up, going to his computer in his small apartment house, and just trolling around with people on the internet.
But today, he got a call from a friend ,Redrick, through skype and was told the most strangest thing ever.
"So, have you heard of the show, my little pony: friendship is magic?" Redrick said. This has caught josh off guard as he has heard of my little pony before "No? What the hell is this one?"
He has seen the old my little pony before and he put an oath to himself that if he sees one whole episode of the previous old my little pony episodes ever, he was gonna to wal-mart, grab the most dangerous gun they had, and aim in his mouth and just pull the trigger without a care in the whole goddamn world!
But coming back to now, Redrick said "Well, this has been a show since two years ago and apparently, the show is so popular, it has a fan-based community of over hundred thousands of fans!" "Let me guess, most of the fan-base is with women?" Josh said with a chuckle "No. Mostly guys that are 18 and over." Redrick said without a single care in his tone "WHAT?! Hold on a minute." Josh said walking away.
he came back with a glass of water and took a sip of it then spat it out "WHAT?! There, that sounded better." Josh said as he wiped his mouth "You know, that skit sounds familiar. But where?" Redrick said as he rubbed his chin "Who cares?! Why the fucking hell would you be watching that kind of show?!" Josh was getting a little mad at Redrick as they were both 18.
"Why the hell would you be apart of a fandom that has grown men like us watch a show about multi colored ponies?!" Josh yelled towards his computer screed "First off, the show is not even that bad. Second off, it has a bunch of references that makes sense since we're the age that make sense, like a doctor who character." Redrick said "There's a doctor who character? Which one?" Josh asked "I think the tenth one?" Redrick said "Oh well! I don't care anymore! But why did you have to watch the damn show in the first place?!" "Why don't you watch a show like it? Don't knock it till you try it." Redrick said "The show was made my the same person who wrote powerpuff girls." Redrick added.
This has caused Josh's eyes grew wide, considering that show is the reason why he loved cartoons so much, then he said a silent swear under his breath "Fine. I'll give the damn show a try." so then after a couple hours of talking to Redrick said "Well, I got to go to sleep. I feel too damn sleepy." "It's only 3:30 pm here, how could you be sleepy?" Josh asked "Here in the uk is 6 hours ahead of your time! Didn't you learn that in school?" "Uh..." The thing about josh is that he mostly has internet smarts
You can tell him anything that is from the internet and tell him what it is, he can guess what it is."so, just watch the show." "what show are you talking about?" Josh asked confused "my little pony, you dipshit!" "oh." redrick then disconnected from the skype call and went to sleep.
"Damn it all to hell, that mother fucking son of a..." he continued with his swear streak as he went to his living room and went to turn on his xbox as he was going to his netflix account to see the show "...That uk son of a bitch pony loving mother FU-!" But he stopped dead in his swearing streak as he has heard the magical lyrics of the theme song "This is gonna kill me."
9 hours later...
Josh was just lying on his couch watching the tv screen, being mesmerized by the show and every action that the ponies were doing "Damn, this is one hell of a show." He said to himself. He then looked at the time to it was 12:30 am "Oh shit, it's late." Josh said to himself then turned off his xbox and went to his computer that was in his room "I wonder how the community of mlp is?" He said and then went to deviantart and started to type down my little pony: friendship is magic.
The only problem from doing this is how he had an account and it was turned on to allow him to see mature art, but he didn't seem to mind as he was scrolling through as he was seeing stuff like anthro ponies and tumblr ponies.
He then something that said 'My little pony creator' he clicked it to see what it was and realized it was something that allowed him to make his own my little pony character "Alright." He said to himself then started leaning back on his chair rubbing his chin, mimicking the challenge accepted meme "Challenge accepted."
10 minutes later...
"Well, it took 10 minutes, but i finally did it!" He said looking at the cartoon pony he made. It was a male colt that had a brown fur, has no buff or fatness or anything else added to his body unless counting the clothing on his body, which was a silver vest with green sweatbands around his back legs and three on his front legs EXCEPT, for his front left one, at least, the bottom part of it. It was a watch, which he added. Why? How the hell should i know? He then looked at the time on his laptop and saw what time it was.
"WELL! TIME TO SLE-!" But then he slammed his head onto the keyboard as he has fallen asleep, but then he started he started to drool, causing him to get shocked by the laptop and then his monitor was getting as the character he made was actually moving "There is no way in hell that you are dying on me!"
Then the brown colt started to reach his hooves out the screen and started to push Joshua away, but then the computer monitor was about to explode, so the brown pony started to pull his hooves back in, losing a sweatband in the real world in the process of getting back into the computer "Ah hell."
Was what the pony said before the laptop's screen exploded as Joshua hit his head on the floor. "I deserve a fucking medal for being in this shit in the first place." is what joshua then said before he went knocked out cold.
Author's Note
this is the first chapter... thought i let you know. anyway's, here's how it works. i will be doing any parts that involve humans, while my buddy will be doing the pony parts (which is alot, but not too much.) got it? good. see ya'll
Ah shit, I'm dead, am I? Damn it! Of all the things that could happen, why this?' josh thought "Wake up..." he heard 'Huh? What was that? Must be my imagination...'
Then the voice came to him "hey wake up! Wake up for god's sake josh" When he woke up there was a black and red maned pony just looking at him. Awakened he try's to stand up on his two hooves and then stumbling like Bambi's first steps, he hit the ground as the red maned pony thundered on but what was he running from?
Suddenly, a mysterious pony in a black suit lured from the background and what seem to be a trolls face as a cutie mark. "Perez." he said in shady voice "we have been looking for you." "what do you want and who are you?" standing up briefly, struggling to stand up on all four hooves "we don't want you, but we want something of you." "What of me?" josh replied looking nervous and distorted "who are you?! answer me, fuckin answer me!" "We are one." he said.
suddenly, another stepped out behind him, continuing his sentence "Of many, and we are connected." another duplicate stepped out "And we are one." and the first one said, "And you shall be too, like one of us."
BANG! A seemingly odd shaped confetti covered cannon ball hit the main troll agent and sent him flying across the field. there was that red and black maned pony again, he ran up to josh and scooped him up pushing the party cannon "stay back you trolls! I'm feeling trigger happy if you don't want a face full of confetti!" he yelled. "but we are not mortal in this realm. we are immune to the fact that pinkie could of rubbed her ass on the back of the cannon, full of confetti" the third troll said with a grin
"Okay, not touching that thing now" the red and black maned pony said, spirited off, carrying josh "Why did you save me?" josh said then the colt suddenly said "because if it's one thing I know, that friendship is magic." "Wait a minute, I know that from somewhere" he said "Er,no you don't." the colt said "right now, we have to get back to ponyville and what state your in, I don't think I can keep twilight from explaining it to you, shock blitz." "Shock...blitz?" he said with a confused tone.
A few miles down the pathway a small, but briefly brightly colored town beconed in the distance "where are we?" said shock.
The red maned colt replied home "Welcome to ponyville, my four hoofed friend." the sights seem to bewildered shock's mind as he has been carried across town.
He saw his form in a shop window's reflection looking at his self-proclaimed form was a sight, as he himself looked familiar, but he did not understand what happen to his actual body. Passing through town, there was chatter and a sense of confusion.
Some of the ponies dared to ask, but were too shy to approach shock in fear that he would do some harm. in the distance, a large hollowed tree with windows was on the rise with a gray pegasis cleaning the window, but she was little a bit distracted by a mysterious hovering muffin.
The muffin was in a blue-ish state covered, the gray pony chased after it, the window opened and the muffin flew in and then it slammed shut knocking the gray pony's face into the window.
"Idiot" said shock to himself the red maned pony took a quick knock on the the tree's , a purple and pink maned pony was standing there in a black trench coat.
She was surprised to see him, but she was a little concerned about who was on his back "Who in the name of celestia is that?" she said.
The red maned replied "Him? I found him outside of ponyville." she then asked "How can we trust this outsider? we barley know him." "I know him very well, and trust me, he can take on the trolls." Shock leaned up and said "Well, aren't we twitchy?" twilight jumped in to a state of anger "Watch your mouth! It's lucky you don't end up like derpy!" The gray pony was still banging on the window like a fly, the muffin was advertised in the window "Nope. Nope. Nope. Damn it. Nope." she repeated "Yeah, good luck with that." shock said.
"Anyway, can we come inside?" said the red maned pony "Might as well." said twilight "It's getting to risky out here. It can be more dangerous as the days go by." as they walked in, it was clear to see that this hollow structure was a library.
Shock was slightly confused and suddenly SLAM! He was dropped on the ground like a bag of potatoes "Watch where your dropping me!" shock yelled in anger. Twilight was a bit upshot about shock "How did you find him?" "Well, I found him in a field outside the everfree Forest, when the trolls tried to attacked." shock was still trying to stand up on all fours. He was not too sure how to walk in this stance, he was stumbling all over the library and half of the time he was tripping over a sleeping spike. "He doesn't seem to be from here, red." she said "Whoa! Hold on a sec!" shock said as he was stumbling over "Red...I know that name." "I might as well come clean. I'm your friend, redrick, and you have come across the link of this world and equestria." "But, that's not possible." shock said in a confused tone "I call it the...bronitrix!"
A loud bang came from the door "Who's that at this time?" there at the door was a brightly pink pony standing. "Yes?" twilight said, giving an almost funny look "ooohcanihelpcanicani?!" pinkie speedily said. Twilight sighed and just put her head down "Fine." "yay! Okok, whattodofirst? Well the basics of walking would be good since he's stumbling around like Charlie's chapoine!" "Uh, can we continue?" "Okie doky!" she said "Anyways." twilight was prepared to question pinkie
Author's Note
this is chapter 2. so, i kinda slacked off a bit, mostly from school and tests popping up, so here you go.