"Unusual isn't it?" She asked, staring into the sky. The Stallion beside her nodded in confirmation and resumed staring into the sky at the 'Unusual' sight in the sky.

"Well it would explain why it's unusually hot..."

In the sky low and behold it stood, a single one of them wouldn't be unusual but the addition of a second one was certainly a sight to behold because ladies and gentleman...There was a second sun in the sky.

"But why is it there?" They both asked in unison, both of their hooves going to their chins in thought. But as they stood there motionless in deep thought a black suddenly found its place between them.

"WHAT!" Yelled Terry Crews sending the couple to the ground. There standing above the couple Terry Crews in all his glory, his heavy set blackman-ness was a sight to behold and his red speedos were symbolic, even to those who don't know of the existence of these garments.

The pony couple lay on their backs staring wide eyed at the alien black guy that stood above them. They both looked at each in the eyes before resuming their sights back on Terry Crews.

"OLD SPICE BODY OUDOR BLOCKER IS SO POWERFUL IT CAN CREATE A SUN!" Announced Terry Crews, the power of Old Spice radiating off of his body. The pony couple stared in confusion at the strange alien that stood above them, before glancing back at each other and resuming her sights back on the black guy.

"But...Why?" They both asked in unison, their eyebrows arching in unison. Terry Crews looked at the pony couple with such burning anger that he had to force himself to not destroy them immediately with the power of Old Spice and maybe the whole planet for such an atrocity such as asking the question "Why?".

"BECAUSE OLD SPICE BODY OUDOR BLOCKER BLOCKS OUDOR FOR UP TO 16 HOURS!" He shouted at the top of the lungs, vibrating the whole world. The mare stared clueless at Terry Crews, her mouth slightly agape. The stallion on the other hand looked at Terry Crews in awe and disbelief.

"S-Sixteen hours?" The Stallion asked, his eyes gleaming at the possibility of keeping has mare alluring scent for up to 16 hours was an impossibility with the current odour blocking deodorants his world had meer possession of.

"DID I FUCKING STUTTER!"

The Mare cringed at the use of vulgar language but the Stallion's mouth curved into a wide bright beam and he raised himself to his hooves.

"Where can I get some of this 'Old Spice'?" The Stallion asked Terry Crews, his eye's glinting like a colt's on heaths warming eve.

"BILLY MAYS HERE!" Announced Billy Mays, appearing just behind the stallion scaring the bejezus out of him and the mare who just resorts to fainting on the ground.

Billy Mays, god of great value sales stood before the stallion, wearing a blue t-shirt, brown cargo pants and italian leather shoes. Billy Mays had a brilliant head of brilliant jet black hair with a godlike beard, and a smile that was as bright as the two suns in the sky.

"WITH A SPECIAL EQUESTRIA OFFER!" Billy Mays announced in his signature voice, that of which could shake the very foundations of the television set with a mere word. Billy Mays opened his palm and in its place appeared a bottle of Old Spice body odour blocker, its might practically shining, making all eyes that stared upon it's holiness sparkle in amazement.

"OLD SPICE OUDOUR BODY BLOCKER BLOCKS OUDOUR FOR SIXTEEN HOURS INCREASES PENIS SIZE AND MAKES YOU INVINCIBLE TO THE FRIEND-ZONE!"

All these positives was like diamond covered gold ingots to the Stallion's ears who was immediately enchanted by the offer of Old Spice. He grabbed a bag of bits from a tear in the dimension due to the fact Ponies have no pockets and offered the bag to Billy Mays.

"How much?" The Stallion asked, his hoof trembling in excitement.

"$19.95!" Billy Mays told the Stallion, his smile as wide as could be. The Stallion's eyebrow curved in confusion because he had no idea how to pay that sum of money, since all currently in Equestria was in ones, fives and tens, but no such thing as '19.95'.

"I don't know how much that is sooo...Just take it!" The Stallion exclaimed throwing Billy Mays the bag of bits, all two hundred. Little did he know that due to gold's value on earth the Stallion willingly paid $2000 bits for the bottle of Old Spice...Worth it of course.

Billy Mays threw the bottle of Old Spice at the Stallion, the Stallion catching it in his mouth.

"Ow gawsh, aw cawn't ait!" The Stallion attempted to talk but was unable too due to the Old Spice in his mouth but the meaning was clear: He couldn't wait to get home.

The Stallion galloped away as fast as he possibly could, leaving a trail of smoke behind him, leaving Billy Mays, Terry Crews and the unconscious Mare.

Both Billy Mays and Terry Crews stood motionless in place as the Stallion galloped away, the suns setting over the horizon. After a couple of minutes passes Terry Crews looked into the air, faint images of Chuck Norris and Gandalf could be seen in the sky but he paid no head to them. Terry Crew prepared his lungs and Billy Mays placed two fingers in his ears, readying himself for the incoming noise.

"POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" Terry Crews screamed into the sky, the clouds parting to reveal a faint red circle in the sky with an inner white circle and a brown ship in the centre...The signal of Old Spice.

"They'll be here soon..."

Both Billy and Crews shimmered away and disappeared leaving no trace of their existence except a massive brick on the ground that Billy Mays casually deposited out of his rear, because being next to Terry Crew while he shouts the almighty "POWER!" Will make you shit bricks...Literally.

NEXT TIME ON A SPICE TACULAR TALE:

REALITIES COLLIDE.
PEOPLE GET PISSED
A FUCK IS NOT GIVEN

DON'T MISS THE NEXT CHAPTER OF A SPICETACULAR TALE, COMING SOON!

Author's Note

After Duke of Earl goes to Equestria flopped I wrote this instead with incredibly minimum effort. All respects go out to Yourprivatenightmare, all my followers, Firestripe55 and captainsand who did a readings of my fic 60's spiderman goes to equestria. Iron Night, Marinesmarksman and the church of Old Spice.

I PROMISE MORE FUNNIES NEXT CHAPTER, THIS WAS AN INTRODUCTION DONT GET PISSED.