
A spice-tacular tale
It has been just over a couple of years since the power of Old Spice appeared in Equestria. But now...ITS BACK!
TERRY CREWS HAS RETURNED TO FUCKING EQUESTRIA TO BRING THE GIFT OF OLD SPICE TO THE PONY RACE, BUT HE CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT THE HELP OF HIS FRIENDS AND ALLIES.
WATCH AS BILLY MAYS SELLS A STALION OLD SPICE THAT MAKES HIM INVINCIBLE TO THE FRIENDZONE.
WATCH AS DILDO FAGGINS AND YOLO SWAGGINS ARE HOISTED AWAY BY A GIANT EAGLE
WATCH AS 60'S SPIDERMAN STILL DOESEN'T GIVE A FUCK!
WILL HE EVER BLESS EQUESTRIA WITH OLD SPICE?
READ TO FIND OUT!
PRAISE BE THE SPICE! HAIL!




2619 words: Estimated 13 minutes to read
2 Chapters:
- Chapter 1: P 2013-04-28 00:56:42 UTC1099
- Chapter 2: O 2013-05-08 22:50:46 UTC1520