Side Story : 'The Collector'

I see you are thinking about reading my story. Good for you, it's a good one.
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You need more than that to convince you?
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Fine.
I am a changeling. I go by no name, I can't quite find one that suits my sheer greatness.
What? Who said I was humble?
I just figured I'd tell you my life's story before I die. Well, not my whole life, bits and pieces. It's a long one, but its worth the time. No, you don't have something else to do, you have the time, you don't have a life. I suppose that I won't either in a few days. Stupid corrupt legal system.
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Actually, they're probably pretty justified in killing me.