Pinkie Pie: Private I - The secrets of my friends

Ha HA! Be amazed foals! For this story is now under new control! The foolish escapades of a psychotic pink mare and her friends silly secrets are no match for the amazing, the one and only, the GREAT and POWERFUL NEW NARRATOR! This pitiful story is is now Trixie's domain! Hahahahaha! Behold Trixie's magic as she forces the author to write ten new chapters dedicated to the glory of Trixie!

Yes, Trixie is now the one calling the shots! No longer shall you be forced to read the dull journals of a sugar-addicted party lover, for Trixie shall provide so much more than that!

Behold Trixie's magic and weep foals! Weep before the unquestionable domination Trixie now holds in your lives! Trixie can feel it now! The magic is coursing through her every vein! There shall be no more foalish jumping to conclusions, no silly toothless alligators biting on manes, no contemptible story arcs about Twilight Sparkle!

The power! The Beauty! The skill! Truly none can compare to the majesty of the GREAT and POWERFUL TRRRRRRRIXIE!

Who's the better of us now Twilight Sparkle?

Now, to begin...

Author Boy! Make Trixie an Alicorn! Give her a body that is fit for her magic and glory!

Behold foals! This is Trixie's moment of triumph!