Pinkie Pie: Private I - The secrets of my friends

Well, today's a scary day for me Mr. Journal. Dashie has to go away! She's going to the Wonderbolts academy and she's going to gone all week! ONE. WHOLE. WEEK. WITHOUT. DASHIE. I mean, what if something happens and we never knew about it? What if she forgets about all of us and makes super mean new Pegasus friends up there? What if she fails her flight tests and is sent away to be sacrificed to make rainbows!? What if somepony turns her into a filly and tries to brainwash her!? What if a crazy pony tries to turn her into cupcakes!? Wait... That's just silly. But still! What if she forgets about her friends here in Ponyville? I can't just let her LEAVE without any way to remember about us!

This calls for a "Goodbye for a week and give her so much to remember she'll never forget in a million years" party! Let's get going Mr. Journal, that party's not gonna throw itself!

The Party was fun. I guess. I miss Dashie. She's been gone for what, two hours now? I need to calm down. Rainbow wouldn't want us to be moping just 'cause she's gone, she'd want us to make things better than ever to make up for it! Hold on Mr. Journal, Scootaloo just ran in. I don't think she's enjoying this week so far. Give me a minute to check on her.

Poor Scootaloo. She's taking Rainbow leaving really hard. She's all down in the dumps and is so bored she's watching the water dry on the windowsill. THE WATER. At least paint has color, do SOMETHING Scootaloo! I think I see the other crusaders coming. They probably want milkshakes, they always do. Hold on Mr. Journal, I'm gonna go do some cheering up!

I'm back. Scootaloo seems to be a little better now that she's with the other crusaders... But I think I heard them say "Cutie Mark Crusaders Alicorn Vampire Hunters! Yeah!"... I wonder what they're up to?

Oh well, it's none of my beeswax, and Granny Pie says that worrying too much about little fillies is silly. OOO, that rhymes! Maybe Granny Pie should have put it in a book somewhere... Oh wait, I'm doing it now! Silly, silly, Pinkie!

I know I shouldn't. I know it's wrong. But I miss her too much already! I "borrowed" Twilight's Pegasus shoes for when she needs to walk on clouds without her magic (hey, I'm gonna give 'em right back!), and now I'm outside Dashie's house. I'm just gonna go in to remind myself of her and then walk right back out. That isn't so bad, is it Mr. Journal? Well, here I go...