Pinkie Pie: Private I - The secrets of my friends

Oh hello Mr. Author. I see you and Mr. DarthFlame were off hiding on the other story all day yesterday and you didn't bother to work on mine. That's okay. I found other ways to eat while you were gone.

So anyways Mr. Reader, while Mr. Author was off being rude to me yesterday I found out that if you suck your own blood as a vampony you turn back to normal! I wonder why nopony ever tried that before? Oh well, I gotta go back, "Official Story" Pinkie Pie is getting anxious after being off for over a chapter. See ya in the next special ending!

Alrighty Mr. Reader, I'm finally back! Other me was fine and all for a chapter, but we all know that too many Pinkie Pies is never a good thing. I remember a story about that, but that's not what we're here for.

Just a little reminder of the things to come, Next up is Dashie's secret, and Mr. Author kinda had a hard time deciding on it, but he's finally ready to start. Mr. Author also says that anypo- sorry, he said you use anybody who wants to suggest the next super secret to be revealed just needs to give a comment.

Mr. Reader, thank you for staying for so long, it's been fun so far and If I can make you laugh it's all worth it!

Huh? Oh, hi Ms. Heartstrings! Oh, I know you like to be called Lyra, I just got into the whole "Mr. and Ms." Habit from Mr. Author. Who's Mr. Author? Oh he's... well he's not here now... But here's Mr. Reader! That's kinda like Mr. Author! Huh? Lyra? Uh-oh.

Err... You'll have to excuse me Mr. Reader, when Lyra looked at you she kinda went big-eyed and got a goofy smile and then fell over on the floor. I'm gonna take her to the doctor now, but I'll be back in time for the next chapter!

Bye-Bye! C'mon Gummy, let's go get Ms. Heartstrings some help!