Fly's Adventure in Equestria

I fell asleep with some trouble. I am used to my comfy bed, and everytime I try to sleep elsewhere, it results in failure. I had some dream that I would find a way back to my world.

"Wait! Don't leave. I need to know how you made this portal!" I woke up with sweat pouring down my body. I tried to think about if that place seemed familiar, I failed. "Where am I again?" After looking around the room, I remember I was at a hotel. I decided to check out and get some breakfast.

"I'm checking out for the day." I said. He took a note on his notepad on the desk.

"Have a nice day." The receptionist said sourly. I left the hotel and went to SugarCube Corner. I wasn't even to the door when a bright pink blur can running out.

“ You've never been to Ponyville before?! Of course you haven't, I've never seen you here before! I was so focused on getting you your food that I totally didn't notice the NEW PONY IN TOWN! I’d throw your party now but if I threw your party now nopony would be able to show up and if nopony was able to show up you'd feel lonely and if you felt lonely you wouldn't feel very welcome and if you didn't feel very welcome it wouldn't be a good welcoming party!” she exclaimed. I nodded.

“That would be…tragic. How about I come back later when other ponies are awake?” I suggested. She grinned and jumped into the air.

“Okie dokie lokie!” She then dashed off.

"That, was surprising." I said before walking in to get some breakfast. "Can I get a chocolate covered, sprinkled donut?" I tried.

“COMING RIGHT UP!” Pinkie Pie zipped around the room with incredible speed, gathering the food and stopped in front of me, holding it out on a plate.

“That was…fast,” I said, dumbfounded. I gulped down my breakfast and headed to the door and closed the door quietly behind me, as to not alert Pinkie Pie of my departure and started to head home. By now, the sun was higher in the sky and more ponies were awake.

"It seems to be time for work." I said. I walked down the road until I found the vegetable stand. My boss was already waiting for me.

"We are opening in ten minutes. Props to you for coming early. Go get the rest of the vegetables from my cart and put it on display." My boss said. I did as he asked and finished with one minute left until opening.

"We are open!!!" I yelled out. A stallion trotted over.

"I would like 3 carrots and 4 tomatoes, please." The stallion said.

"That would be 9 bits."I said. He gave me the amount. "Have a nice day."

"You too" the stallion said as he left.

"Next!" I yelled.

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"Lunch break. You have 30 minutes, starting now." My boss said. I hurried off to the restaurant that I went to yesterday.

"Welcome, I see you need a table for one?" He greeted me with

"Uh yes, can I have a patio seat?" I asked

"Most certainly." He replied. He brought me to a patio on the left side of the building.

"I will send for a waiter promptly." He said and left. I recognized the waiter from yesterday at another table.

"What would you like to drink" The question shocked me because I was lost in thought.

"huh, what, oh yeah. I would like some sweet tea." I said

"Coming right up." the new waiter said. I was glad I didn't have to face the one from yesterday, he could spit in my food after what happened yesterday. I wonder if there is any healthy food here other than apples, that humans also eat. How about ramen. They won't have any meat flavors, which ruins it. what else is there? Think, Christian, THINK! After going from an omnivore to a herbivore will starve you. What non-meat or non-meat flavored food do I like. Cheese Pizza? I don't like pepperoni or any other flavor. What else is there? I cant think of anything.

"Here is your drink, please enjoy it. What would you like to eat?"  the waiter said.

"I would like a cheese pizza?" I tried to order.

"We don't have any of those..." the waiter said slowly.

"How about... uh... ramen?" I tried

"We have that. What flavor?" The waiter said

"uh... cheese?" I tried

"Coming right up." The waiter said and left. I hope I out what to eat before coming here or any other place.

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"That was good. I need to get back to work for the rest of the day." I said while trotting down the road in the direction of the vegetable stand.

"Good, you're back. I need you to keep working until it reaches 5:00 P.M. See you then." My boss said. It was about 1:30 P.M. when I left, and I am guessing that it took me 10 minutes to get here. So I am guessing that it is 1:40 P.M. leaving me with three and a half hours left of work.

"I would like 2 carrots, please." a new customer said out of nowhere while I was deep in thought.

"Ah, yes. That would be 2 bits." I said

"Thank you" The customer said in response.

"Please tell your friends about today's carrot sale!" I said

"Sure thing." The customer said and left.

"Hello I would like 5 tomatoes and 3 green beans, please." A mare said. I was in thought again, gotta stop doing that.

"Ah, yes. That would be 16 bits." I said back.

"I don't have that much... Can I get just 3 tomatoes and 2 green beans?" She tried.

"That would be 10 bits." I said back.

"I have enough for that." She said. I gave her the food and she gave me the bits. "Thank you!"

"You go tell your friends about us, ok." I said

"I'll do that!" she said and left. Now I have three hours left of work, it should go bye fast.

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"Work time is up. Here is your pay for the day." He said and gave me thirty bits this time. "See you tomorrow."

I am guessing that each bit is equal to $2.50. I made this calculation off of a vid I saw during my human life. The video was called Neon and Vinyl, on YouTube. I miss YouTube now that I am thinking about it. I now have 35 bits. According to earlier calculations, I would have $87.50.

"What is that strange squealing noise?" I wondered. Right at that moment a pink blur was coming right at me. "Oh, fu-"

"IT'S TIME TO PARTY!!! Pinkie yelled. "Lets party! Hoof out with yourself and have a crazy party! Hay you! Lets party! Have a killer party and party! Don't even try to deny it! 'Cause we're gonna have a party tonight! And you know we're gonna do it tonight! We're gonna lose it all, when you open the door! Party! Party! We're gonna have a party tonight! Tension in my hoof, when you're standin' there! Not thinking anything! Doin' it fast, when you're doing it long! Keep gettin' your bits! Pounding on one! Touching yourself! Its not to late! Open your mouth! We're all gonna cum! IN! YOUR! FACE!

"Hi... Pinkie" I said after a few seconds of initial shock. The song that she just sang wasn't like the ones I've heard her sing before.

"I sent out some singing telegrams to all of my friends. Which is all of them. How many friends do I know. How many cupcakes did I make. Cupcakes are delicious. Do you like cupcakes? I like cupcakes. I love cupcakes. There was this time I made special cupcakes. I was with Rainbow Dash in the kitchen..." She said very quickly. I stopped listening there. I couldn't wait for a Pinkamena speed of words. I couldn't wait for a CMC's speed of words.