For some reason, my math teacher one day told the class that we were going to be watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Most of the class groaned, a few of us shrugged, and I, having been a brony for a while, cheered. The person to my left was one of the ones who had shrugged, and the one to my right, who happened to be Rarity, groaned.

“Why are we watching this?” one of my classmates whined.

“I’ve already experienced this in real life…” Rarity sighed quietly.

“Oh, quit whining,” replied my teacher, “you kept whining about how much you hated math. If you hate math so much, you would surely rather watch this than have me talk about boring math stuff.”

Rarity looked up from what she was doing. “That wasn’t whining,” Rarity told the teacher. “That was complaining. This is whining.” Rarity then broke into her whining voice from A Dog and Pony Show.

“Rarity,” I calmly spoke to her. She stopped. “She was talking about him.” I pointed to the kid who was whining.

“Oh. Right,” Rarity said, blushing.

The room filled with silence for a moment.

“Well, then, I might as well start the episode,” stated my teacher, breaking the silence.

The teacher pulled down the screen and turned on the projector. She pressed play on the episode and started doing stuff on her second monitor.

The episode was one I recognized as the most commonly suggested episode to non-bronies who wanted to get into the show- Party of One.

After a minute or so, Rarity spoke up. “Oh no, not the time we threw a surprise party for Pinkie Pie… Ugh, I do not want to remember that.”

“Oh, come on! Even if it’s My Little Pony, you could at least not give spoilers. This is the only thing we have to do, so at least let it be as interesting as a show about candy-colored talking ponies could be!” moaned the student behind Rarity.

“You’d be surprised,” I told him. “It’s actually a pretty good show.”

“So you admit that you’re gay?” questioned the one behind me.

“Fun fact: Watching a cartoon can’t magically make someone gay, Levi!” I smiled in response. I felt proud of my use of ripping off a video that anyone else who isn’t a brony has doubtfully watched.

“No, no, you see, only gay people watch the show, not the other way around.”

“No, no, you see, it’s ponies, and it’s adorable. Your statement is like saying someone’s gay for taking care of their own baby.”

“No, no, you see, ponies aren’t the same as babies. Babies are cute and it takes a couple of straight people to make one.”

“No, no, you see, they don’t have to be straight. They could be bisexual, or gay and just doing it for a dare or something.”

“No, no, you see,” Rarity interrupted our back-and-forth moment, “you two need to stop fighting and just tolerate each other. A lady never fights.”

“No, no, you see,” the one behind me continued, “I’m not a lady. She’s a lesbian one, though.”

“You know what, I don’t even care anymore!” I yelled. “I don’t even care about getting my point across to you anymore!”

I turned around and looked back at the screen, not noticing that everyone in the room was staring at me.

“WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?!” I demanded once I noticed.

There was no response from anyone. “THEN STOP LOOKING AT ME!”

Everyone kept looking at me. I stopped talking and just let it happen.

Suddenly, Rarity leaned toward me and kissed me. I was taken by surprise. I didn’t want to let her kiss me because everyone was watching and most of them would tease me about it forever, not to mention that I’m not the kind of brony who finds himself necessarily attracted to the ponies.

I didn’t want to stop her from kissing me either, though. I mean, come on, if you were kissed by Rarity, would you turn it down?

I didn’t do anything. I didn’t reject the kiss or accept it; rather I just let it happen and acted as if I just didn’t care.

When Rarity’s muzzle left my face, I responded. “Okay. Why did you just kiss me?”

“Because you’re sexy when you’re angry.”

“Okay then.”

“And you have ‘swag’ or whatever you people call it.”

“This is not a thing that I deny.”

I smiled at Rarity. My reaction made a few people in the room laugh.

“Wow, I knew he was gay, but not this gay!” laughed Levi.

Rarity gasped, turning her eyes to meet his. “Nopony talks to my man that way!” she yelled, jumping up onto his desk.

“Oh, wow. I’m her ‘man’ now,” I giggled, smiling.

Levi moved back slightly at first, but he resumed his position after a few seconds.

“’Nopony.’ Hah!” Levi mocked Rarity.

“Oh my gosh, Levi, shut up about Rarity!” I yelled in his face, which I slapped shortly after. “She’s a pony, for Pete’s sake! What did you expect?”

Apparently, the teacher was really caught up with whatever she was doing on her computer and hadn’t noticed a thing.

Jumping over the desk, Rarity pounced on Levi, somehow grabbing him by the throat with her hooves.

"AGH! GET HER OFF ME GET HER OFF ME GET HER OFF ME!" he shouted what little he could as he was strangled by Rarity.

"TAKE IT BACK! TAKE IT BACK OR I WILL DESTROY YOU!" Rarity shouted in his face.

"I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN IT!" Levi screamed.

Smiling warmly as she resumed her calm state, Rarity removed herself from on top of Levi and trotted over to me.

"Please don't hurt me..." Levi cried, going into a fetal position.

Most of the class laughed at the sight. A few of us even pulled out their phones and took pictures.

As for me, well, I was still in shock at what had just happened, Rarity staring at me. My jaw was about to hit the floor when she finally said something.

"Are you..." she started, poking my cheek with a hoof, "... alright?"

I quickly snapped out of it. "Um, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine."

Rarity smiled gently at me. "Good. I would simply hate to see a man such as yourself in a bad condition."

"Um, yeah, thanks." I smiled nervously, trying to hide the fact that I was blushing.

Rarity smiled again. She kissed me once more, and, this time, I kissed her back. I saw no reason not to. After all that, I'm sure she had proved herself.

Once the episode ended, we sat in class chatting for the rest of the period. There was nothing much to do, anyway. The teacher didn't show us any more episodes of My Little Pony, and the school didn’t have Wi-Fi for the kids who had their phones.

Finally, the bell rang, signaling that it was time to go to our next periods of the day.

I waited for the rest of the class to leave the room, and I walked up to Levi. He was still lying there on the ground in the fetal position.

I simply smiled and told him what I had to say. "I told you it was a good show."

I turned around and walked to the door. As I passed through the doorway, the last thing I heard was Levi saying one simple word:

"Mommy!"

Author's Note

So...
I've noticed that there are a few typos...
I might as well say it-
"Go home, keyboard. You're durkn!"