Rainbow Dash's memories: "The story of seduction"

I woke up at the break of day, usually at that time I’m not even ready to open my eyes, not to mention doing something else. But today I felt like I just couldn’t sleep my usual ten hours (not counting naps during the day).

I quickly jumped out of bed. Despite the beginning of the weekend I had a plenty things to do. Of course, the top priority in this “list” was reserve by one certain unicorn with whom I had a decent date yesterday. And I was planned to repeat something like this today.

Yeah, I knew that stupid “three-days-between-two-dates” rule, but screw that. I’ve never liked to follow the rules anyway. All that standards makes me crave to find an idiot who created it and prove that he’s wrong by shoving that laws into his b... mouth.

Anyway, I wanted to meet Twilight once again. I stopped being too annoyed because of her stubbornness and started to perceive this whole thing with the seduction as a some kind of game. I liked to think of it like this: I need to do my best to have hot and wild lesbian sex with her. It also isn’t like with the others, who jumped into my bed by my order. With her I must dig out every single charme technique I’ve ever knew or heard about.

And this just makes the reward much more desirable and deserved. If I’ll be able to seduce a pony like her - that means, that my awesomeness is incalculable.

I was sure in it, though, but still it would be nice to prove this. Once again.

With that kind of pleasant and inspiring thoughts I flew out of my house and headed on to Ponyville’s library.

* * *

I landed with a gentle thud, placing my wings in their proper place. The library’s door was just a few inches away from me; I’ve always had a great sense of space and knew how and where to land.

As if somepony could expect less from a mare like me anyway...

I already wanted to knock to the door, when I heard voices coming from the library.

Well, I wasn’t a curious person, but it would’ve be a crime to not listen what they are talking about.

“I’m tired of repeating myself, Spike; you are wrong. She’s just interested in talking to me. Nothing more.”

“Yeah, right - and that’s why she staring at your rump everytime you looking into another direction. Don’t be ridiculous, Twi!”

‘Is this so obvious? Darn it, when did he noticed that? Nosey son of a...’

“Staring at my... rump? You mean that she wants...”

“Yes, Twilight. She wants to pull you into her bed and bring to life every single dirty erotic fantasy she has.”

‘Dude, you definitely shouldn’t read that much of adult’s journals. It kinda affects you in a wrong way’

“B-but... I’m not even into mares!”

‘WHAT?! She’s straight? My life is rui... meh, who cares. I’m gonna buck her hard anyway’

“Well, why don’t you tell her this. I’m sure she will leave you alone.”

‘Yeah, keep dreaming, scale boy’

“I’m... okay, look. I will think about it. But not now, okay? I’m just... not ready, yet.”

“Alright. Take your time, Twi. I’ll be here if you need anything.”

“Thanks, Spike.”

‘Don’t want to interrupt your oh-so-important conversation, but I really want to come inside’

I finally knocked the door, not interested in their conversation anymore.

The door opened rapidly and before I was able to realise anything, the lavender unicorn were already pulling me by my hoof inside the building, beaming as if she was a searchlight.

“Rainbow Dash! I’m so glad you came! I need you right now!”

My wings were immediately unfurled and became hard as a rock. Yeah, I knew she will ignore her sexual preferences and her pet’s, or whoever he is, remarks and will latch on to me, not able to resist my sexyness anymore..

And I was darn sure that I have nothing against it.

“I finally finished my book I’ve been working on for ages! I’m just dying to know an opinion of somepony about it. And since you’re the one pony I know here, you definitely need to hear it!”

I still grinned, but my smile became more confused and sheepish, as soon as I started to realise, that I can forget about sex. My wings slowly dropped, becoming soft again.

I have a feeling that my expectations went too far.

“Yeah... I...” I needed to hide my disappointment and pretend that I wasn't in heat because of her darn teasing! “Sure... I would like to hear it and tell you my opinion.”

She almost jumped, from excitement and galloped upstairs. In the meantime I decided to make myself as comfortable as it was possible by that time. I felt that this is going to be really, really long day.

Three hours later...

“...so, the main conclusion is an unicorn’s magic actually appeared with the whole race, but not like we know it now. It was long and hard process to evolve and became more useful and powerful in mundane life. This is why it’s too complicated of a thing to be taken for granted and never thought about. Every unicorn should remember the origins of their magic, and do their best to continue the evolution. The end! So, what do you think? Isn’t it just grand and monumental? Dash? Dash?”

I opened my eyes, trying to focus my glance on Twilight. Everything was blurred; either because of my brain start to leak from all that information, or it was just tears, because I couldn’t think about a legal way to kill her.

Albeit, it was over. Thank Celestia, Luna and whoever we have to be thankful.

“Yea... It was... truly... em... cool. Definitely... cool.”

Seems like she was satisfied with my lie, ‘cause she smiled and placed this Tarterian treatise of death on the table.

“By the way; do you wanted something? I mean, you was the one who come here, but then I kinda distracted you from your original intention. Thanks for being so dear to listen and telling your opinion about my first book, but I think it’s time you should tell me whatever you wanted.”

At that time I was ready to crawl into some dark corner, curl into a ball and cry. Long and loud. Geez, was she teasing me, or what?! I’ve been listening this crap for a good three hours, despite it was able to save some sanity by some kind of miracle, and now she’s asking me what the hay I wanted? I wish I could remember my sexual orientation now! Not to mention my name... How did she called me? Dash?

“I... I don’t really want anything... err... pony. Just, you know; paying visit and stuff...”

Okay, Rainbow Dash is my name. And I’m into mares. And stallions. And... well, let’s just say I’m into everything that moves and can speak.

“In that case, would you mind some tea?”

‘Tea? Not going to happen’

“Coffee?”

‘Pass’

“Water?”

‘Very funny’

“Apple cider?”

‘Don’t make me lau... wait, what?! The cider?’

My ears and wings perked, eyes focused strongly on the unicorn, and I started to pant like a hound with a heavy form of obesity.

“You have... apple cider? Really?”

“Yeah. I have a deal with one farmer from Canterlot. In there they are not affected by season, because of the new magical technology, they started to use. So, he brings me fresh and tasty cider every single week without any delays...”

She has an infinite source of cider all the year around? Seriously?! Oh my gosh; she’s such a priceless, marvelous and amazing girl! Where are my eyes have been?! That’s it; forget about this stupid seduction thing!

I’m going to marry her right here and right now!