Take me out

"200 bits, 200 bits I can get somepony to sleep with me." I said. We were in a library and had just left a concert. My two friends, and my band members, had been scoping the playing field for me when I told them that I could get a mare to have sex with me, any mare, without their help. "You have to get pictures." Said Soundcharmer, our drummer.
"Yea, by the end of the weekend." Said Colt Cobain, our guitarist.
"No problem." I said.
"OK, so look around. Find a good looking mare." Soundcharmer said.
"Hey, uh, are you busy this Friday?" I heard the voice behind me and I turned to look and I saw a red maned mare. Colt and Soundcharmer bro-hoofed. "Friday? That's tomorrow. Yea I'm free. Why?" I asked, looking her over. "Damn she's hot. I wish she'd turn around so I could see her plot." I thought.
"I, uh, was wondering if you wanted to go on a date with me?" She asked. I looked over my back to my friends and winked. I looked back at her. "Go on a date, with a pretty mare like yourself? Of course I would." I replied.
"Cool," She said. "Meet me at 2500 White Owl Dr. Apartment number 32. It's here in Ponyville. Come pick me up at 7-o'-clock, OK?" I shook my head yes. "Yea, uh, we gotta go, but I'll meet you at the address tomorrow." My friends and I turned to leave.
"Bye, thank you!" She said behind us. We left the library and started laughing.
"Dude I CAN NOT believe you got a date that fast!" Said Soundcharmer.
"So how are you gonna get her to have sex with 'ya?" Asked Colt.
"I ain't gonna tell you but I'll get the pictures so don't y'all worry. Anyways, I gotta go so see y'all later." And with that I headed my separate way. The library was an hours walk away from my house and it was already 3:30. I turned on my MP3-Player and plugged in my ear-phones. I put them in my ears and began the long walk home.

My house looks as ghetto as all get out, broken window frames, jacked up door, cracked sidewalk. Yet the inside I've managed to maintain. I walked inside and sat down on the couch. I grabbed my cell and went through my contacts, finding what I was looking for, and hit dial. "Yo Starshine it's been awhile bro. Hey if you're in the mood I got a shipment of K2 and purple kush. What you need dude?" I sighed, smirking.
"Not today dude. I actually need some roofies and chloroform. Think you could help?" The pony on the other end started laughing hysterically. "Hell yea I got some. Fixing to have a fun night are 'ya? I'll be at your place in an hour. It'll be 50 bits."
"Thanks man, I'll be here waiting." I hung up the phone and grab the remote and turn on the T.V. It's a re-run of 'Freaks & Geeks'. The latest episode is coming on later today. I watch T.V. until I hear a knock at the door. I trot lazily to the door and open it. I am greeted by a whif of smoke and a pony that smells of meth and weed. The pony looking at me had large bags under his eyes, referring to all the missed hours of sleep it's had. The pony was my dealer, and my best friend.
"You got the goods?" I ask, eyeing the bag roped around his neck greedily.
"Yea, I got it. you got the money?" I hand him a pouch filled with bits. 50 to be exact. "Thanks bro." He hands me his bag and he trots away. I close the door and turn around. I put the drugs in a cabinet in the kitchen and grab my cell. I call 'La Fleur' and make a reservation for tomorrow at 8-o'-clock.Table for two. I decide to go to bed early today so I take my trazedone and go to sleep.

The next day I brush my teeth and put on my horse-shoes. I grab my MP3 and pop in my ear-buds. I gallop all the way to the address she gave me. When I reach it I notice how the outside is MUCH better than mine, for an apartment that is. I knock on the door and when It opens I see her. She's dressed in an amazing frilly green cotton dress. "It's gorgeous." I thought. I take out my earphones and smile. "Here I am." I say. She giggles, I laugh. "Awkward." I thought to myself. "Ready to go? I know this awesome restaurant. And after that we can go to the park and after that-" I start, but she puts a hoof to my mouth, quieting me. "Don't spoil all the fun. Let's go." She says. We trot down the stairs and leave the apartment complex. We begin talking and I introduce myself, saying my name. She tells me her name is 'Pentel'. I also tell her about my band and how i'm the lead singer. "Ooh that's cool. Do you have some of your music on your MP3-Player?" She asks, intrigued.
I hand her my MP3 which is still playing my favorite song. "Yea, here listen to this song, it's my favorite." She listens to it for awhile, banging her head to the beat, then hands it back. We wandered the streets, heading to the restaurant. She let me talk a lot, which I thought was cool. "I guess she's actually interested in me." I thought. I told her about Soundcharmer and Colt and I kept giving her hints about the bet, but the never the whole story. When we made it to the restaurant I sighed. There was a long line of ponies standing outside the front door and tons of carts surrounding the building. I looked over at Pentel and saw she was getting worried. "Don't worry, I made a reservation." WE trotted past everypony and I slouched my shoulders, feeling everypony's glare on me. I open the door, and find a waiter with the DUMBEST accent I've ever heard.
"Howdy folks, I'm sorry but y'all can't just cut everypony like that, unless y'all got a reservation." I smile.
"We do, Starshine, 8-o'-clock, table for two." The waiter shakes his head.
"I'm sorry, but we cancelled that yesterday. Didn't y'all get the call?" My face sunk in dissapointment.
"Oh dang, I never got a call. OK then. Let's go Pentel." I said glumly. "Shit I was hoping to at least let her have a good time before I...Oh well. I guess...Let's just..." I thought, my plan now changed. "Hey I'm sorry Pentel, I was hoping to have a fancy dinner as our first date but I guess we can't. We can try another restaurant but this place is the best and..." I say, trailing off. She places a hoof under my chin and lifts my head. "It's cool, we can still go to the park like you mentioned earlier." She said. I stomp my hooves in joy, tricking her into thinking I'm excited. She takes the bait. "I have an Idea, why don't we go to my place and I make us dinner? Unless that's, uh, to straightforward for you?" I blush and shake my head, hoping she takes the bait. She does, again. "No, no, that's fine." She says. I grab her and drag her in the direction of my house, saying various meals we could eat.

We get to my place and I open the door. I leap down the hallway with Pentel behind me. "Hey why don't you wait out in the living room on the couch. I'll go get you a drink." I say when we enter the kitchen. She leaves the kitchen I immediately head to the cabinet that the drugs are in. I get 2 glasses and fill them with water. I then mix one of the glasses with the roofies. I put both glasses on a platter and head out the kitchen. I see her on the couch and trot to her. "Damn she's so sexy." I thought. I hand her the glass and I down my entire drink, hoping she'll see and think of doing the same. She takes two sips. That's all I need. We start talking again and I talk about my band and how well our first album went. She tells me about her job as a nurse. "Wow a nurse huh? That's cool." I said, interested. She nods her head.
"Yea, I work at a nursing home. By the way, what are we having for dinner?" She asked. Hungrily I assumed.
"Just some pasta with a side of salad. I hope that's OK with you. Here, let me go back in the kitchen and prepare our meal. It might take awhile so get comfy. I apologize, I thought the restaurant could take us." I said, getting up and heading to the kitchen. Once I'm in the kitchen I wait until I hear a crash. I leave and see Pentel on the ground, struggling to get up. I smirk and offer a hoof, yet when she reaches for it I pull my hoof back. "It looks like it's taking effect." I said.
"What's taking effect? Don't tell me you-" She slurs.
"Don't worry, I'm just about to win a bet." I say as she falls unconscious. I go into my bedroom and grab my camera. I walk back into the room and grab her. I lift her onto the couch and lay her on her stomach. I then rip off her dress. I spread her legs and I am taken aback by how amazing her plot is. I grab the camera and get the angle just right-CLICK- I then spit on her pussy and rub it all over it. I spit again and rub it in and on her asshole. My dick is aching so I 'unleash the beast' and I ram it in her ass, balls deep. I let it stay there for a few seconds, letting it get used to the size, then I start moving in and out, back and forth, taking long and deep strides. I pump and pump and pump and reach climax, blowing my load all in her ass. I grab my camera again. -CLICK- I pull my dick out and look at my cum seeping out of her gaping asshole. I take my camera and snap a picture of her hole wide open. I then stick my dick back in and I hear her groan. I start pumping and she groans again, louder this time. I punch her in the ribs and continue fucking her. Her ass starts to bleed and I just use it as lube, bucking her faster. No pirate fears the red sea! I pull out and walk over to her mouth. It is open slightly, her tongue sticking out, and I open her mouth and shove my cock in it. I take my camera and use it to take a picture of her 'sucking' my cock. I continue bucking her until she starts moaning again. I walk over my 'medicine' cabinet and pull out my syringe which I usually use for heroin. I go over to the chloroform and fill the syringe with it. I go over to her and I inject her with it. she groans and then it slowly stops and she stills, breathing so quietly it's almost as though she were dead. I grab my cell and call my band Soundcharmer. "Hey, I won the bet. Oh and I got a surprise for your birthday come tomorrow. Buy some lube, if you catch my drift."