The only thing standing between certain eternal involuntary slavery to Princess Celestia is a rather heartless, arrogant, and slightly insane man with the highest intelligence of his small group. He and his (rather wealthy) family must find a way to keep themselves from falling victim to the ponification syrum through way of defense. Will he be able to hold his own against the ponies that want to doom him to slavery or will he ultimately give up the fight and join Celestia's ever-growing army?