I was incredibly fucking drunk This non-canon chpter is for the lol's only. Please do not hate me. It's not fair. I was drunk. Blame te aclohol, or the odka or the sdtupid editors on Skype who didn't talk sense into me. IOt's noootooo late now. I'm drnk,. Fucksociety and "normal hum morality." Drunk Kaidan is best Kadain. VIVA LA REVOLUCION!

oh god I can’t Sclooptaloo get sfucked. By a vertyu enmebriated Kaidan.

You weret totally gonna get drunk, btu Scootaloo beat you two it. hse broke into Dash’s stasdh of the alcohols andas got shit faced.

AShse was on oyur bed and all you wanted wias t o get some sleep.

She was totally dfuvkin’ out of it and you as a brony were like “Well, I’ love Scootalo and se’s totaly plastereed os I’ll fuck her,. Hen o’ll fuck her against, and again, and by trheim time I’m done Scootaloo wil bne like all kind of rprgenant iwht Huma/npOny Babies. And htn I’ll fuck her until she delivers, because pregnant ponines can’t get prenant again! It’s Genious!

So Scootaloo who is hands down the best pony, and you know it’s true because this is the only sentence in this story that doesn’t look like a drunk autistic squirrel wrote it, laid down on the bed spread eagle.

You quickly grabbed her and pinned her to the bed. You used your velcro restraints off amazon to secure her. You had hers spread eagle and she was like ‘Take me Human! Dahs told me so mamy good things! ANd Lyra wasl ike, My pet human is the bets! IWnat your didck inside me , tickling my diaphragm, and then I want you to puncture al ung! Because, I’m Scootaloo, and you’re a abrony, and ilove love bronies!”

SO you weere like “What the hell, I’m drunk and this is sjust a dream wirhte?

And you didnt’ give two shits that the quality of Forced Pony Sex wqas getting worse and worse. Yuo were like “Asd long as i get to jack off nad pretend my life don’t suck I’m happy.”

So Scootaloo moaned and cried out in exstatsy as you entered her

Tou werte far tyo llagrge for her, and you easily tore her perniumms poen. Scootalllo began crying in pina but oyuu diodn’t give a shit. In all the porn on the interntet, P{ain just neams nthats they want ouu to fuck them ahrder.

So touyu hthusts deeper into Scootlaoo, as she was obuund to your bed. She wanted her virginity taken, yet you tidn’t just take it, you’re fucking it our her nostrils. You burtally shove your 7 inch dick into the pony, who is only about 10 inches from muzzle to asshole.

Unknonwing to you, you’r actually poking er heartt weith oyur didck and you’re super tunered. on . Nemaniwhile, Scootaloo si sslowing blleeding oiut fomr interntla blereding.

YOou cum deep inside Scootaloo, hands down your favorite pony ,the one yoyu’d never dewfile. You eplode again and again insdei her in youor druknen stupod. You don’t care that the typos are abundant/ You don’t care that your reputatuion is destorey.ed Iaall you want is tio punp dozens of loads of permsn into her cervix.

She tihgtesn down on you, her tiny vergin pussy griipping you liek a vice grip. You fcum again and a again adn again. You’ve never had multiple orgamss like this. Is hsi what women experience?

You mpump oload after load into Scootlaoo, uncaring of all elsde. All yuo want if to Fuck Scootaloo. No grammer , no typoes, no getting popular ioff followers you didnt’ earn.

You totally tell the navy fo to go fuck itself. You’re balls deep in Scootaloo, and it’s pue love.

Despite brutally destroying her pussy you slow down, and treat her rreight, because Scootaloo.

YOu slid her into Latex Ponysuit, gag hr, nad give her inflatable butt plugs you kjust bought off amaazon.

YOu love scootaloo. Maybe you rape her, but you were super durnk , soti it doens’t count. You love Scootaloo, and she loves you. Yu gave her first oregams, and Scootaloo thinks you are best humsan.

YOu have tons and tons of increasingly kinky sex

And htn, you ask Scootaloo to stay. She totally does, because you’r a rfuckin’ boss, so you fuck and fuck and fuck anduf ck over and over all night and week long. THen, Scootaloo asks to be your specialk fuck-pony for the rest of her life.

You agree, and togehter, you and Scootaloo have sex four times a day every day for the rest of your life, and oyu live happily ever afeter.

Author's Note

IU was usper fuckin drunk this chapter totally doesn't dcoiunt.

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Update: Now that I'm sober enough to realize what I've done.... I'm surprisingly okay with it. Looks like you all were too :)

Poor Scootaloo. Let's call this "drunk-canon" and I can give her a better chapter when I do the CMC RAPISTS YAY!, okay?