Each night a pony is sent to the make-believe land of humans to explore their darkest desires. Have you ever wanted to have sex with a pony? Yes? No? Either way, they're going to use you to satisfy their lust.

All characters are over 18.

Disclaimer: This story contains satire, parody of clop, the occasional good clop, and shock fiction, shamelessly based upon the work of more talented authors. Any relation to real people, living or dead, is purely coincidence. Due to the graphic nature of this story, it should not be viewed by anyone.

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* to ***** stars: denotes the level of satire, shock, fetish, weird, or clop.
* flacid fun for the whole family
** normal clop for adults
*** now we're cooking with satire
**** What did I just read, and why did it arouse me?
***** Maybe I should have stopped reading at 'suddenly, tentacles appeared'

~~First to notice the satire~~

It is authors like you that stand for good literature by destroying your reputation that I respect. You point out our flaws and do not forgive us for them, but stick the problem right in our face and beat us with it. Good luck