a/n the cmc are the age of consent, unless your into foalcon, then use your headcanon.

“So Molestia sent ya here to be our pet human?” Apple Bloom asked.

“Yeah, she said something about putting a ‘smile on that face’ and then zapped me here,” I explained.

“That explains why a couple chapters ago she just dropped you off here,” Scootaloo said.

“Well, Apple Bloom installed the eyebolts and Dash gave us restraints, so shall we get started cheering you up?” Sweetie asked.

“Yeah.”

I leaned back as the CMC did their best to tie me up. They wouldn’t earn a cutie mark in bondage, not yet at least, but they were able to tie me to the wooden floor spread eagle of their clubhouse. They then put a blindfold on, and started giggling and whispering about who would go first.

“Uh, well I do know this one spell I hear Rarity use,” Sweetie explained. “If I use it, then the human will last longer and cum more! But, I’m not sure what a cum is. . .”

“Learn by doing, fillies!”

“Okay, then I’ll go first! After all, he was in my dream!” Scootaloo shouted.

I felt small hooves scamper across my chest and pace around on my stomach. Nervously she seemed to be lowing herself onto my twitching dick.

“Hey, it’s okay, Scoots, I trust you,” I said.

“Thanks, Mr. Author, you’re so nice, and well hung. I wish we could keep you forever!” Scootaloo exclaimed.

“I bet Twilight could pull some strings and turn me into a handsome young colt, and we could start our own herd,” I offered.

Sweetie Belle began casting her spell and I could feel my dick and balls tingling. I knew that the Cutie Mark Crusaders had a poor track record at … well … everything, and protested. “Hey, no spells I—”

I heard the fillies giggling, then felt something slide between my lips. It felt like a large ring gag, and I found myself unable to speak. That’s when I felt one of the fillies sit on my face.

Scootaloo finally found her mark, and wrapped her hooves around my stomach. Relative to me and a full grown pony, they were almost like puppies. The small Scootaloo latched onto me and began slowly rubbing herself up and down my dick.

I could hear the filly gasp and whimper as I tore through her hymen and took her virginity.

“Y’all okay, Scootaloo?” Apple Bloom asked.

“Yeah—Dash says it hurts the first time, but then it gets better.”

I felt the filly on my face wiggle around until their pussy was dripping into my mouth. At first I worried it would be foul, and taste like a dead fish in a sock full of racoon shit. Instead, it tasted like marshmallows and expensive perfume. I guessed that Sweetie Belle was currently on my face.

I took breaths when I could and began sticking my tongue into her miniature pussy. Well, miniature is a relative term. I found that it was just the right size for my tongue.

I was able to thrust my tongue in deep and taste the back of her pussy. Each time she quivered and tightened her pussy around my tongue, it would slip and squirm back out. Then, I would thrust it back into the tightened pussy until she moaned in ecstasy.

I hardly noticed the blood trickling into my mouth until the coppery taste hit my throat. I had just taken her virginity too, and I didn’t care. All I could picture was the sweet taste of s'mores. Knowing she would likely cum soon, I decided to suckle on her clit and tease her for awhile.

Scootaloo was picking up her rhythm again. She was unbelievably tight and were it not for Sweetie’s spell, I would have cum by now. I was just glad her spell didn’t cause my dick to fall off.

Sweetie Belle began tightening her legs on my face. “Come on, Mr. Human, stop teasing me!” She stopped to catch her breath as she panted on the edge of climax. “Make me cum!”

I started to stick my tongue back into her pussy when I noticed Apple Bloom whimpering. I paused for a second, and then felt her slide between my legs. Something rigid and wet slid up against my anus, and I realized she must be fucking me with a double-sided dildo.

Sweetie’s sweat and fluids were dripping into my mouth and making me even hornier. I stuck my tongue deep into her pussy and thrust in and out as quickly as I could. She began squealing in that cute, high pitched voice, as her pussy tightened up and I felt her spasming on top of my face.

She rubbed her clit against my nose, smashing her pussy lips against my face. I did my best to please her further, until she fell off my face moaning in pleasure. I had just brought the first crusader to climax.

Scootaloo was going to town now, panting as she rode up and down. At the same time, something between Apple Bloom’s pussy and my ass began vibrating as she thrust it in and out of me.

I could feel Scootaloo getting tighter and tighter as she lost control. Soon, she exploded and collapsed on my stomach. Her pussy milked every drop of sperm out of me as I came inside her. She was too exhausted from the orgasm to move, and laid there with me inside her while Apple Bloom finished up.

She took a little longer with her toy, and the constant teasing in my ass kept me hard inside Scootaloo. Finally I felt her fall back, and the dildo slipped out as my ass tightened up. The third and final of the crusaders had come.

“Good show, girls,” Dash said. When I heard her familiar voice I tensed up. She didn’t seem to be a fan of humans. “I see you followed my instructions to the letter.”

“Yeah,” Sweetie moaned. “Wow, and you get to go to Earth and do that all the time?”

“Uh well, not me,” Dash said.

I felt Scootaloo pull herself up, and my dick jumped to attention. “It’s okay, Dash, this human is really nice! I bet he’d love to eat your pussy!”

I nodded my head and moaned through the gag.

“I uh, well. . .”

“Come on, ah’ll cheer ya on!” Apple Bloom said. “And if he proves he’s a nice human, you can tell Twilight ta let him stay!”

“Huh?” I heard Dash walk over and could feel her breath on my neck. “You want to stay with my crusaders?”

I gulped and nodded my head yes.

“Would you ever hurt them?”

I shook my head no.

“Good,” she leaned in close and whispered, “if you do, I’ll rip your dick off and shove it down your throat.” Dash spoke back up. “Now, time to take you for a spin, human, and see if you’re worth keeping around!”

Before the fear had settled, I felt her plot smack down on my face, slamming my head against the ground. She ran her tongue down to the base of my dick, and laughed as pre-cum leaked out.

“You’ve got to make me cum before you do, and maybe I’ll let the girls keep you.”

I stuck my tongue up to taste her pussy. I could smell ozone, and the sensation of a warm thunderstorm on my tongue. It was humid and electrifying, yet refreshing.

I gasped, nearly choking on the fluid dripping out of her pussy, when she shoved my cock into her throat in one swift motion. She began bobbing up and down on my shaft relentlessly, wasting no time in her effort to make me cum first.

I felt around and suckled on her clit a couple times, before tracing around the inside of her labia with my tongue. Once she started bucking her hips against my face, I knew she was ready to feel me inside her.

As my tongue entered her pussy I felt the tingling return, and wondered if it had to do with her weather talent. I used my tongue as a scoop, curling it and running along each side of her pussy in quick succession. I wiggled and twirled it around, inventing new moves and trying to figure out which moves she liked the most.

I could tell she was getting close as she used her weight to pin my head against the ground. She was rubbing her snatch across my face, making it hard to keep my tongue in her pussy. At one point I found myself giving her a rim job until she moved her labia back in range.

I could feel my own orgasm getting near as she sped up her bucking. It felt like it would be a photo finish.

I heard loud moaning as she slowed her fast movements. She got up and turned around above me. “Not—bad human, but I think—you got lucky.”

I felt her lay down on top of me, and slide my dick into her pussy. She nuzzled her head against my neck. “Let’s see if you can go two for zero, champ.”

Dash began bucking her hips against my dick. My erection was painful, my body wishing so badly to expel my seed. The spell Sweetie had put on my cock was likely the only reason I lasted this long.

She was riding me like a mare possessed, bouncing up and down with large wet slurping sounds. For a minute I thought she might snap my dick in two. Finally she froze, jamming herself down painfully on my dick, and grinding her hips against me.

Her pussy tightened up and I heard her moaning loadly. Then, I heard the fillies giggling. I felt a familiar tingling as Sweetie released the spell. I yelled through my gag as I exploded inside Dash.

I came with her full weight on me, her pussy clenched tightly, and felt more sperm then I had ever ejaculated flowing into her. The pressure built and she wrapped her legs around me. She began small thrusts on my shaft as she enjoyed the building pressure.

I felt the sperm start leaking it’s way out, dripping down my shaft, to my balls, and onto the floor.

“You—can stay,” Dash muttered.

I felt Dash collapse on top of me and heard a gentle snoring. I wiggled around against the ropes holding me spread eagle, but with her weight it was even more hopeless.

Then I felt the three fillies drape a blanket over us, and curl up against my sides under the blanket.

And that’s how I spent the night: Tied spread eagle, cock softening in Rainbow’s pussy, with three horny fillies grinding against my sides.

It was going to be a long weekend.

Author's Note

What do you know? All the recent self-insert porn (see Fluttershy's Selfbondage Misfortune, or Twilight's Plant Problem) actually IS making me feel better!!